She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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