I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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