Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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