When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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