Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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