With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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