Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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