I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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