it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it