if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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