I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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