never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
operation harelip BJ is a go
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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