so that wasnt chicken after all
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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