How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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