Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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