Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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