Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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