Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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