Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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