Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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