After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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