I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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