Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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