So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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