I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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