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yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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