dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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