RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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