My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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