Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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