Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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