I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
