so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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