My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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