do herpes really smell.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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