ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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