Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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