i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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