so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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