they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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