I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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