new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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