why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
