Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.