Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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