Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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