There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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