And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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