He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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