He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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