I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Please don't give away my fajitas
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