a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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