that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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