p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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