Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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