You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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