jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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