I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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